September 24th, 2005


In Xanadu Did Kubla Khan...

I had a dream the other night. In this dream I was washing the bathroom sink very carefully, first removing everything from the shelf and then scouring everything with a foam scrubber and cream cleaner. I rinsed the lot off, attacked it with Antikal, rinsed that off and then dried and polished the porcelain with an old pair of knickers which I keep on top of the toilet cistern for such purposes. This was such a vivid dream that I was extremely surprised to discover that the sink wasn't in fact gleaming white when I visited our bathroom the next morning.

Even asleep I can't get exciting...
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